VPLs. Visible Panty Lines.
Last year, I had to go to a really awful event after work that required dressing up to some extent. We were able to wear jeans to work that day, so the last thing on my mind was a VPL. Granny panties anyone? So, after work I changed into something more appropriate and realize that my undies do NOT go with my pants at all. As in, “Care to guess the cut of my underwear, since you can see every last line of it?” I know that there are more important things for me to be worrying about, but I just felt so horribly uncomfortable and embarrassed.
Shortly after that incident, I discovered Hanky Pankies and can’t bear to wear anything else. The thought of having a VPL anymore makes me cringe. I could really care less if anyone else has one because it’s frankly not my business, but can I just say that I wish some people didn’t make it so obvious??
Do you know what else annoys me? The word “panties.”