Why do all teachers have pointy noses?
(When a Boy Scout leader walked in) Is he the one who walked on the moon?
My shoe just fell apart!
If you like wine, you should go to Aldi. They have the best cheap wine! (from a student!! To be fair, I asked him how he knew and he said that’s where his mom and grandmother buy it)
I can’t make this stuff up! On that note, I’m hitting the road for Labor Day weekend, so there will be a severe lack of posting Thursday – Monday. I hope you all have a fantastic long weekend!!